When the original Sex and the City show came out, I couldn’t watch it. We didn’t have HBO, and it fell into the category of shows that my mom felt like would send me straight to you-know-where if my impressionable teenage mind watched it. So naturally, shortly after I got married, I watched the seriesContinue reading “The Middle”
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Making Memories
Once upon a time, many years ago in the magical land of South Carolina, there must have lived an ambitious director of tourism or chamber of commerce member who decided to put together one of the most-beloved lies of all time. He convinced everyone of this: “Taking your children to the beach is the perfectContinue reading “Making Memories”
Mom never would’ve let this happen
It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and I’m sitting in the beach condo awake, trying to let everyone else sleep, thinking about how my mom would have never let me get this sunburned. I put on sunscreen, I sat under an umbrella that we paid too much to rent (pretty sure not having the forethoughtContinue reading “Mom never would’ve let this happen”
Am I raising her? Or is she raising me?
Mary Ann is not like most ten year olds. Sure, in some ways she’s similar. She loves to shop at Justice, stay up late, eat pizza and play Roblox. She watches Netflix and chats on FaceTime with her girlfriends and Uncle Jesse and Joey and anyone else who will listen, and she fights with herContinue reading “Am I raising her? Or is she raising me?”
Back Seat Interrogations
When my kids were younger, like say age 2 and 3, and I needed a break from the craziness at home, I used to buckle them into their carseats and go for rides in my Ford Flex. I cranked the music up, not really riding to anywhere in particular, just trying to get them toContinue reading “Back Seat Interrogations”
There must be something in the water…
Sometimes I think water is magic. It has calming properties on me that I don’t quite understand. When I was a kid, we went on vacation to what my brother called “The Old People Beach” (AKA Oak Island). When we first started going, there was nothing down there but ocean, sand, and houses. We wouldContinue reading “There must be something in the water…”
Life is a Highway….
On this day 13 years ago, at about 5:00 in the evening, friends and family from all over came together to witness the marriage of me and Other Half. 30 minutes before I walked down the aisle, I was in the bridal room with my mom, Christina Yang, and Nervous Nelly with a trashcan inContinue reading “Life is a Highway….”
Impulse buying and Steve Guttenberg
I love shopping. Any kind of shopping. But impulse buying is probably my favorite. You know, those days when you go to the store and you don’t really need anything but you find something perfect that you weren’t expecting? That’s the feeling I get when I go in the hospital gift shop. There are soContinue reading “Impulse buying and Steve Guttenberg”
“Pick your color”
So it’s opening in my state this weekend. The holy grail of things I have wanted to do during quarantine but not been able to. Sure, for the foreseeable future I might have to wear a mask, and the nail tech might sit behind a plexiglass shield with just a small semi-circle opening for meContinue reading ““Pick your color””
She’s My Person.
One day, many years ago, in the most underrated time of life (adolescence) I met my person. There were no fireworks, no instant connection. In fact, it was more of an eye roll and a “I know she’s not interested in the same boy as me” type situation, but that’s how all the best friendshipsContinue reading “She’s My Person.”